Wisdom of the Ages

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman at the KillNancy show! … but she was pretty hot!” -Bill Clinton on his Impeachment

“If I could go back in time, I’d visit Snoopy,” –Woodrow Wilson on the creation of the League of Nations

“Asian porn makes me think of spiders.”   -Richard Nixon on the occupation of Laos

“Alright then, who wants a mustache ride?!”   -Teddy Roosevelt

“America is all about speed… hot nasty bad ass speed.”   -Elenore Roosevelt